December 2011
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Lil' Kim as Regina George-
“You’re just a less hot version of me, you can go shave your cunt now.”
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Skyrim...My story so far...
My character is anĀ Imperial or whatever named Mi…I made her hot…But the girl that follows her around (Lydia, that useless cunt) won’t fuck me…I just went up 7,000 stairs and I am about to take a saber toothed cat tooth and fuck this priest guy up the ass with it…I just learned how to quickly switch weapons…I’m retarded and I’m also giving my life up...
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A little lesson on Marilyn Monroe...
SHE NEVER FUCKING SAID THIS. They didn’t even have size 0 when she was alive! Who ever made this is a fucking retard.
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If she ain't a Kim fan then the bitch deaf, dumb.
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I saw Lisa Lampanelli last night at Foxwood resort...
It was freaking awesome. I laughed for almost two hours straight I have so many awful jokes to spew out I can’t control it. And my seats were awesome! Then after the show she signed my T-shirt and called me hunny, I love that women! God bless her!
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My Week with Marilyn was perfect.
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